LOUIS VUITTON MONOGRAMOUFLAGE TREILLIS BAG
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Mission Report No: #290808
Mission Reference: 'From HK With LVoe'
Mission Assigned Codename: TREILLIS_GOYARD
Mission Objectives:
To track and secure elusive Core Subject A 'Louis Vuitton Treillis Bag' or Secondary Subject B 'Black Goyard St. Louis Tote GM' from enemy retail hunters and ensure safe passage for either subjects back to base camp, K.E.V.I.N in Singapore.
Mission Commander: Captain Kevin. O (aka myMANybags)
Field Officer Assigned: Special Agent 'C.K.J'
Mission Recap:
28.08.2008
1) 1530hrs: Mission Briefing executed thru secure SMS transmission from Captain Kevin to Special Agent 'C.K.J'. Special agent 'C.K.J' acknowledged mission objectives and will infiltrate enemy 'retail' base of Hong Kong. Constant SMS contact will be maintained once Core Subject A or Secondary Subject B has been located. Agent 'C.K.J' is to infiltrate relevant subject's home camp, make contact with attending home camp associates and report number statistics on subject's value and presence. Agent 'C.K.J' is to depart for enemy base in Hong Kong from Singapore Changi Airport at undisclosed hour aboard secure aircraft on 29.08.2008.
29.08.2008
1) 1502hrs: Captain Kevin received first mobile voice transmission from Special Agent 'C.K.J'. Update reports failure to located Core Subject A ' Louis Vuitton Treillis Bag' in flagship home camp in Hong Kong Island, Landmark. Agent 'C.K.J' falls back on secondary plan B and seek assistance from home camp associate to locate Core Subject A thru their internal computer tracking system. Unfriendly and hostile home camp associate declined to render assistance based on lame reasons of unavailability of time. Plan B aborted before further 'hostility' could be engaged from infuriated Agent 'C.K.J'.
2) 1520hrs: Agent 'C.K.J' proceeded to alternative search area, Sector B 'Peninsula Hotel, Hong Kong'. First stop in Sector B, 'Camp Goyard'. Agent C.K J is pleased to report success in tracking Secondary Subject B 'Black Goyard St Louis Tote GM'. Value statistics were also gathered on secondary subject B. Agent 'C.K.J' proceeds to consult Captain Kevin on possible acquisition of core subject B based on statistical value of HKD $8800. Captain Kevin responded and instruct Agent C.K.J to hold acquisition until furthur consideration.
3) 1530hrs: Agent 'C.K.J' sent another voice transmission to Captain Kevin to report he has left 'Camp Goyard' for 'Camp Louis Vuitton Peninsula Hotel'. Upon further interrogation of Camp Louis Vuitton associate Kathryn, unexpected trackdown of elusive Core Subject A 'Louis Vuitton Treillis Bag' was SUCCESSFUL! Code red alert to Captain Kevin. Elusive Core Subject A sighted and inspected. Detailed analysis of Core Subject A reveals impeccable precision in construction and unparalleled aesthetic qualities. However as Core Subject A is classified 'Edition Limitée' and being sole survivor from enemy retail hunters in Hong Kong, Agent C.K.J was not able to temporary secure Core Subject A for 24 hours pending further consideration from Captain Kevin. Captain Kevin reacted with utmost zest and in faster possible speed to transmit final orders. Orders marked TOP PRIORITY was sent immediately to secure and apprehend Core Subject A at statistical value of HKD $13,400. Secondary Subject B is to be abandoned and to safely escort Core Subject A 'Louis Vuitton Treillis Bag' back to Singapore asap. Agent C.K.J exchanged credit swipes with 'Camp Louis Vuitton Peninsula Hotel' and reports CONFIRMED ACQUISITION of Core Subject A. ETA of Core Subject A to Singapore will be 31.08.2008, 2200hrs, local time. Transmission closed. Minimal hostilities encountered and all crossfires avoided. Captain Kevin is pleased to report smooth precise execution of phrase 1 of mission 'Treillis_Goyard'.
01.08.09
1) 1816hrs: Arrangements to pick up Core Subject A from Agent C.K.J at Bus Stop, Maxwell Food centre, Singapore. Captain Kevin happily took over custody of Core Subject A and proceed under secure escort of subject to Base Camp K.E.V.I.N.
2) 1915hrs: Core Subject A arrives at Base Camp K.E.V.I.N. Mission Closed. Mission 'Treillis_Goyard' declared a resounding SUCCESS!
Mission Notes: Core Subject A 'Louis Vuitton Treillis Bag' will provided unlimited fabulous 'monogramouflage' cover for Captain Kevin's highly evolving shopping conquest uniforms and adds 'immense jealousy' in enemy retail hunters.
Mission Grading: 10/10!
Mission Expenditure: HKD $13,400 ( Finally, the final SGD Amount is $2505.06)
Trackdown Base Camp: Louis Vuitton</a> Peninsula Hotel, Hong Kong